Squirting

On the off-chance you have no idea what I’m talking about, I’ll start with the science.

Female ejaculation, commonly known as “squirting”, is when a woman expels come amount of liquid from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra. The amount of fluid can be anything from a little trickle or squirt to a geyser-gush (seriously, look up Cytherea) and is released before or during orgasm.

The G-spot is generally the zone to stimulate in order for female ejaculation. In the majority of instances, a squirter will only squirt with G-spot stimulation.

Female ejaculation is more likely to occur after a woman has already orgasmed at least a couple of times and women with more toned PC (Kegel) muscles are more likely to be able to do this than other women.

The exact source of the liquid that comes out during female ejaculation is unknown, but currently the prevailing theory is that it’s vaginal lubrication with some small amount of urine. Others say it’s all urine. Still others say it’s something else entirely.

I’m with the still others category. To me, it seems unlikely that it would be vaginal lubrication all stored up because the liquid is actually far different than just standard vaginal lubrication. And it’s definitely not piss. This theory is likely brought to you by the same scientists who are still skeptics of the G-spot.

Female ejaculation is not uncommon, but not all women can do it. Once upon a time, women were embarrassed about this behavior because they thought that it was wetting the bed and doctors tried to cure the “unnatural” amount of fluid or supposed urine secretions. Today, female ejaculation is on its way to acceptance as a natural sexual occurrence. And even if it’s not, porn certainly gives it a lot of attention. Means someone’s gotta love it.

Those who can squirt are gifted. It’s not a sexual dysfunction or STD, just a natural talent. If you can squirt, don’t be ashamed of it, embrace it. There’s someone out there who’s going to love it and another couple of women behind that person jealous as all hell that they can’t do it.

Some people seem to be in love with squirting as proof of orgasm. It is absolutely not.

Let me reiterate: SQUIRTING IS NOT PROOF OF ORGASM.

People love the satisfaction of actually seeing their partner come to orgasm and cite female ejaculation as reward for a job well done. A couple of reminders: squirters can squirt before an actual orgasm and many women have orgasms without squirting at all. If you need proof that your partner has come and you can’t trust their moans and groans as a testament, you have a whole different set of issues.

Besides the proof aspect, many people find female ejaculation highly erotic. Just search “female ejaculation” and see how many videos pop up. There’s just something erotic about watching at least double the amount of juices stream down a woman’s legs, possibly creating a puddle under her, or turning her into a human shower for her partner. No matter what the specific reason, it’s definitely something.

As my dear friend Jack once said: It’s as real as my skull and it DOES exist.

And it’s hot.